me thinks it was friday morning, ahhh then loads to say......
had a lovely day on friday, did some baking with the girls, yes i bake...got them to work cleaning mummies house and was well in time for the oldest to go to school, normally we are running up the street only to stop whilst i am calling ' hurry we going to be late', sis came round to try and relieve her work boredom (don't you have to be at work to be bored whilst working?), and i had a productive afternoon grooming new men.....that sounds like their all under age, i assure you they are not, not one of them!
so i'll start with the ones that you guys already know and then we'll move right along to the fresh meat.
the porch, is still a loving moi, he feels badly about friday night and i am doing little to nothing to make him feel any better, heartless and shitty yes but as the saying goes 'treat them mean to keep them keen'.
the player, is well and truely off the books, i couldn't take one more text saying 'i wanna fuck', god i am about to hit thirty and i need slightly more than that nowadays. i have one slight problem with him still, in that i have no nerve to actually tell them when i am not needing their services anymore, he will get bored i hope.....soon.
and max, hhmmm, now he is a one.
max did come to mine on friday night, he rang about half eleven (spoiling my enjoyment of american idol) and said 'on my way give me some company for the drive', i told him how nauhty he was for driving whilst talking and put the phone down.
not to be discouraged though, little max turned up on the doorstep, armful of cds (love the music) and before i had time to shut the door he had planted his mouth firmly on mine!
we had a really nice night, chatting and taking the piss and you know being very rude.....naked, yep i am a big whore!
anyway the boy is mental and gives off total conflicting vibes, on the phone he wets himself over me, i am apparently the best thing since sliced bread, but in person he is uber cool infact to the point of ice, thats not to say he is unfriendly, very very friendly he is but he holds back........i find this totally weird, i have a sneaking suspiscion he wants to be in the driving seat, total control, which is shit because i am so used to be the driver.
so he hasn't called or texted since then and i am soo not the needy type so i haven't either......easy come easy go i guess.
nothing to say about the old man, he will be back, but i am letting him take his own good time.
right now we are getting to the nitty gritty and there is two of them!
hhmmmm, have to think of names now, shit.
ok man number one = muso, man number two = big hands?
these to are very much still in the planning stage so here is just a brief overveiw.
so mr muso, is a music producer, not so much older than me and not really the type i would normally go for but theres something about him that makes me smile, he just gets it, without having to explain anything, he gets it. hes is a relationship (good for me) and he likes the same kind of shit that i do, cool very very cool.
big hands is quite a lot older and totally married, very flirty and has cheated on his wife on a number of occasions before, just from that sentence he sounds like a big shit but he isn't , no more than me anyway.
so its my favourite day tommorrow, i am sure there will be a huge amount of goss, loving mondays x
